A NASA press release that is driving me insane:
NASA to Hold News Conference on Astrobiology Discovery
Science Journal Has Embargoed Details Until 11 a.m. PST On Dec. 2
MOFFETT FIELD, Calif. — NASA will hold a news conference at 11 a.m. PST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.
Wow. Look, guys, you cannot — cannot — drop a release like that and then leave us waiting for three days.
In ignorance, I therefore conclude that either we are about to be invaded by a hostile interstellar nomadic civilization or they found some mold on Titan. Either one would be the biggest news, well, ever.
(Hat tip Brian Gregory)