Saving Throw vs. Douchebag, Chapter 4
Former McCain campaign blogger and my favorite paleo-wingnut–frat-boy–meathead, Michael Goldfarb, is inexplicably still being paid by well-regarded institutions to blog for them. Here’s his latest, on the next three potential Democratic U.S. senators:
It would be an embarrassment for the Democratic party, which suddenly seems to know nothing but since November 4. But for Republicans, the possibility of Franken, Caroline, and Burris all making it into the Senate is like hitting the trifecta — incompetence, nepotism, and corruption, respectively, will be the buzzwords for our new Democratic Senate.
That would be totally hilarious and awesome and witty of Goldfarb…
1) …if Al Franken were actually incompetent (he’s an accomplished satirist, author, and policy wonk)…
2) …if Roland Burris were actually corrupt (the guy is, as far as I know, clean as a whistle, not withstanding his appointer), and
3) …if Caroline Kennedy were to actually get the job because of nep…o…tiz…
…um…
Hmm.
Blast it! Score one-third of a point for Goldfarb! Daaaaaammmnnnn hiiiiimmmmm!!!!!!! *Shakes fist*
You very partially win THIS time!!!